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I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me. -
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal! -
By the time you read this, you've already read it. -
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. -
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times. -
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you. -
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember -
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health! -
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy -

Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself -
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge -
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else -
Bad Spellers Untie! -
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait -
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know -
The road to success is always under construction -
I'm looking forward to regretting this -
'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is -
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us... -
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why -
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. -
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. -
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. -
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you. -
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey! -
Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge -
§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It's True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You -
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-) -
Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ? -
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. -
It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog! -
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling! -
YOU laugh because i m different i laugh because you're all the same. ! hehehe -
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world -
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear? -
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, -but then I ran out of stars
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back -
Do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again? Or should I bite? -
Would you catch me if i fall.do you even notice me...at all?-
DONT wish UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE -
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! -
Ti's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it -
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,But I never knew looking back on the -laughs would make me cry
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened -
If u needs space join NASA baby!
Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die -
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. -
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness! -

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